If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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