So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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