Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
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