Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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