You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Just pee around me
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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