even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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