Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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