Kiss
Puke
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Actions speak louder than pants.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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