She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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