why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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