Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
