Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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