Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
The struggles of a small town man whore
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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