her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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