She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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