yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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