the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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