so explain again why im purple
no
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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