Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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