Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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