You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Randomize
