U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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