i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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