I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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