Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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