I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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long story
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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