why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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