she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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