You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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