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say what?
wanna hang out?
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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