the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
no. you can't hotbox the world.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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