i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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