I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Can you bring me the toilet please
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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