plz talk dirty to me
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
