We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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