I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I understand Curling. That high.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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