Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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