I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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