Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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