Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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