laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Damn victory sex feels great
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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