: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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