if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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