Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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