Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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