Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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