That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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