he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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