I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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