his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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