Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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