better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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