i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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