Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
don't judge my taste in strippers
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
