Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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