plz talk dirty to me
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Randomize
