I skipped work to stalk him.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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